Loud environment conversation earplugs

Use industrial earplugs for meaningful conversation in loud music

Problem: I keep having these urges to have a chat with people. This is quite impossible in bar dancing’s or other loud social gatherings like loud bars (very common in Amsterdam), festivals and concerts.

Solution: Bring a few sets of industrial earplugs to keep the interesting things (the conversation) and filter out the often irritating things out (drunks singing, bar music, or the feedback of a bad PA system).

Another advantage is that you can also talk with a normal volume (and hear other people talking with normal volume), and other people can’t. So the conversation can be as intimate as you want. This makes loud concerts perfect surroundings for talking about bribes, state security and personal affairs.

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Channel Surfing Auto Fire

Start channel surfing with just one stroke of a key

I have the problem of wearing out my ‘channel up’ and ‘channel down’ buttons on my TV’s remote control. This happens while channel surfing in vacations and weekends.

There should be a button on the remote like you would find on your joystick, the “auto fire”. Maybe two buttons, “toggle surfing” and “toggle surf channel list inclusion”.

For the advanced users there also may be a “surfing speed dial”.

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Call Frequency Sorted Phonebook

To reach the most (or least) called/ calling people in the book

Why not call the people who seem to think that using the phone is important, and don’t bother calling people who don’t use the phone frequently? The frequent callers/ callees are probably the people who react best on beeing called, right?

My experience is that some people like (depend) on using the phone do get things done. Some people are very important, so they get many phonecalls (this might be even enhanced through good replies).

You could also attach other conclusions on beeing called frequently, or calling frequently. For example for companies: bad service, bad product, good service, good network (of people), or for people ((a)social, good network, stalker. ;-)

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The Beer Crate Seat

Mould a butt-shape into the short sides of a beer crate to enhance comfort when sitting on them.

Pop quiz: Where does one get the best ideas? Right, at parties! So did I. Another question: on what does a Dutchman sit when all seats are taken at a party or on the camping? Right, on the side of a beer crate! They are solid (because of the enforcement within the crate to separate the bottles), they are lightweight and they have nice colors.

So why did no one think of way to make these things comfortable? A crate with a pre-mold butt-shape on the short sides for example! This is only the `economy` solution. It would be also nice to have an integrated polyester cushion instead of the butt-shape. This would be the ‘deluxe’ version, also easy to clean.

As an extra addition it would be nice to integrate a small ashtray in the form of a small, partly removable, drawer in de sides of the crate. This could be even an extra idea for halfbakery.

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The Relations Tracking Address book (Facebook history?)

Basically there are a couple of concepts that need to be coupled to build to a CRM for your friends, family and professional contacts.

Disclaimer: I’m aware that this might be a tool for man, rather than woman (they seem to have this down to an art)

Here is the list of concepts to be connected to give people their own place to track the relations of their acquaintances:

  1. Persons, companies: Name, Addresses, etc
  2. Relationship quantification and rating  between the person and  you (ie. friend level, professional level (with discipline), family level.
  3. Relationships between the Persons (this person was married with that person, this person is a kid of these two persons).
  4. History: basically when did somebody live at, have a relation with, worked at, got a child with, etc

That final touch (the history aspect: 4) will give the most crucial dimension to most social networking sites we already have. There is no way to track the relationships of people in time with those websites, or not in the extension one can deduce a narrative.

This tool by the way does not have to be made as an online service, you might even want to put all this offline, as it might not be for others to see (new kids, relationships, etc). It might however connect with facebook, linkedin to parse updates made by the persons and companies.

When changing address or relationship, all the data goes lost in a normal (electronic) address book. So I want to make an address book which tracks address- and relationship changes. Here’s a small data diagram of the idea. I do have to update it because the idea did change since I came up with it.

Updated 2011-06-02 (made an edit to update the piece to relate to facebook and linkedin (not known to me at the time).